Sep 24, 2010

It's the last show of the series, so we've invited the population of Skegness into the studio – you can phone them on our usual number. Thanks must go to an emu in the Leytonstone area for its help with the emu-based sections of the show. Thanks must not go to the fish who’ve been causing problems throughout the...

Sep 23, 2010

Today's texts will be read out by a banshee who lives among the dunes of cabbage on Planet Zestis Omacron Three. The Human League may beg to differ, so why not tune in and find out? Then put a cube on the nearest drainpipe and see the difference.

Sep 22, 2010

It's 1952 and the radios are alive with the sound of parsnips. Hidden in today's programme is a fully-grown werewolf - can you spot it and win today's star prize of a pterodactyl for two? Oh.

Sep 21, 2010

Today's programme hones in on Fred Dineage, leaving him somewhat flustered. There's also a phone in about quagmires - so get dialling on phones from 1982 only, please. Thought For The Day comes to you from Woolwich Cathedral. Please give generously or fish problems may arise once more.

Sep 20, 2010

NEW!! Today sees the first Daily Dredge in a series of five as the crow flies, which includes a brilliant new rock recording that may cause unpleasant fish problems, so do be careful. Guests include herb specialist Dr Brackton Cylindrical and his cousin Pip (not present). Chip forks are also dealt with in characteristic...