Jan 11, 2010
The headlines: Incompetent Government Officials Sacked After Whitehall Left Open to Traffic During Remembrance Ceremony at Cenotaph; Thousands of Housebreakers Eagerly Awaiting £100m Euromillions Jackpot Draw; Banksy Admits Responsibility for Stencilling the Images of Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand Onto Andrew Sachs' Arse.